Sadists Have Newer Magazines
Quick personal observation…
My dentist sent me to see an oral surgeon because he thinks it’s time for my wisdom teeth to be extracted. So I had a consultation with the oral surgeon about doing such a thing. The total it will cost me to get them removed? Nearly $2400.
Wisdom teeth. Nature’s scam to pad the pockets of dentists oral surgeons around the world.
Today the Virginia Tech Review Panel turned in their report on the mass murder spree, and the mental health history of the killer, Seung Hui Cho. As we all know folks like Jack Thompson enjoy trying to point the finger at gaming as the cause of school shootings. Oddly, they never seem to point the finger at gaming when it involves shootings at inner-city schools. Apparently it’s only in middle to upper class schools that the shooters must be under some outside influence, because only good, decent law-abiding folks live in the suburbs and go to the universities, right?
Anyway the report completely shoots down any possible link to gaming as evidenced in Chapter IV which can be found here. There was one statement that piqued my interest. Page 2, second column, first paragraph says:
“None of the video games were war games or had violent themes.” [Emphasis mine]
I remember after Columbine some media outlet throwing out the fact that those two losers were into “wargaming” and Battletech was mentioned. I know that’s what I think of when I think of wargaming! Oh, speaking of Battletech, the new edition with plastic minis is now out. Looks pretty sweet.
I just find the misuse of “war games” amusing. Someone needs to do a PSA…
INT. KITCHEN. AFTERNOON.
Three kids, BOBBY, JOHNNY, and TED are playing Rise and Decline of the Third Reich. BOBBY is playing the Germans, JOHNNY the Allies, and TED the Russians.
BOBBY
Here it comes, no more Phony War! I’m invading France and the Low Countries! Suck it down beyotch!
JOHNNY
Aww man, why don’t you go pick on the Soviet Union!
TED
Moltov-Ribbentrob pact, for the win!
JOHNNY and TED high-five each other.
INT. SCHOOL GYMNASIUM.
Low shot. Bloody corpses are scattered about. BOBBY, JOHNNY, and TED are amongst them, although they are clutching weapons in their cold, dead hands. JOHNNY has the Third Reich player aid table stuck in his front pocket. Can see the legs and boots of SWAT OFFICER 1 and SWAT OFFICER 2 standing in front of the bodies.
SWAT OFFICER 1
Another tragedy. Dammit, why do these kids keep throwing their lives away?
SWAT OFFICER 2 reaches down and picks up the player aid chart from the pocket of JOHNNY.
SWAT OFFICER 2
Here’s why. Another damn wargamer.
GRAPHIC: THE MORE YOU KNOW
VO: Remember kids, this week you’re annexing Czechoslovakia, next week you’re on a murder spree! Wargaming, just don’t do it!
Oh, thinking about Jack Thompson made me dig up this correspondence I got from him in ’02. I need to set it up before you enjoy his amusing antics. His response to question number 3 is priceless.
I was emailing a self-proclaimed videogame addict counselor at the time who had been talking in the media quite a bit about the suicide of Shawn Woolley. It was quite evident from articles that Shawn had many problems, but because he also played Everquest that was, according to this “counselor”, the true reason for his suicide. He was also working with Jack Thompson, and I said that I’m sure Thompson chased after Woolley’s family, and not the other way around. After all, it would seem that most families would be more interested in grieving than filing lawsuits. He said oh no, he was sure that Thompson was contacted by the family.
Please see Thompson’s response to question 7 on who contacted whom first…
Note: I’ve highlighted my original questions to make it easier to read.
—– Original Message —–
From: Scott R. Krol krol@XXXX.net
To: jackthompson@XXXX.com
Sent: Wednesday, April 10, 2002 1:25 PM
Subject: Woolley’s suicide
> Hi Jack:
> You’re representing Elizabeth Woolley on her son’s suicide, correct? I
> was hoping if you have a few moments you could respond to a couple
> questions concerning this matter. I’m writing an article on this
> subject and your input would be most appreciated.
>> (1) What is your stance on the issue of violence in the entertainment media (music/movies/games)? I stand in front of it, saying “NO.” If you were a father, as am I, you would, too.>
I stand in front of it, saying “NO.” If you were a father, as am I, you would, too.
> > (2) Do you believe Everquest contributed to his suicide? Yes, it was part of a causal chain of events. We only have to prove it was one of the links in that chain, not all of the links.
> > (3) If so, what about his mental illness? Wasn’t that the real reason?He wasn’t mentally ill, since he didn’t read Wired.
> (4) Do you want to see the entertainment media censored, warned, what? I want them to be in the same boat that any other manufacturer is. If you make a dangerous product, fail to warn of its dangers, such as addiction (it’s called EverCrack, you know), and someone gets hurt as a result of your failure to warn, then you are liable for damages. Everybody who makes every other product in America plays by that rule.
>(5) What’s the status on the suit, have you actually filed anything? Haven’t filed it yet.
> (6) Considering that all lawsuits against computer game companies have been dismissed as baseless, what makes you think this one will be any different? We’re in the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals on our Paducah case, and we’re going to win the appeal. I’m sure you’ll contact me when we do, right?
>(7) Did you contact Elizabeth Woolley or did she contact you? I contacted her because the suicide occurred in my wife’s hometown and my mother in law sent me the article. I simply contacted her to help her try to find out fully why this happened. That’s all I have done so far. I’ve written Sony and asked them to give us their data pertaining to Shawn. Did you send his mother your condolences? Or don’t you care, just like Sony?
> (8) Have you ever attempted to sue the entertainment media before? Yep,
always successfully. See above, plus I got the first decency fines ever
levied by the FCC, way back in 1989.
>> (9) Roughly how much will this cost Elizabeth Woolley? Her son.



